i jhust puked up my retainher.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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