Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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