the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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