dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I currently don't understand fingers.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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