i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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