My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
God I need to hump something, right now.
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