you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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