they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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