For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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