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  My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans

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• (619): View more from California

  I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?

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• (242): View more from Bahamas-Carib

  I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.

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• (650): View more from California

  Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.

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