I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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