Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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