There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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