You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!