I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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