Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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