...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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