We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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