hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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