i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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