There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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