My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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