Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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