Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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