so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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