Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i want to swaddle you in tequila
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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