I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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