Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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