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it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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