What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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