And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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