Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
