Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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