Pappa wants mamma naked
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
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he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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