My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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