hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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