Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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