I feel like I'm in dance class right now
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
