"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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