problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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