brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I didn't notice because vodka
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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