U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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