I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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