is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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