Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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