When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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