What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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