I hate your face
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
