kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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