New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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