Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize