i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
We're too hungover to prance.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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