I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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