I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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