I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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