But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Alive.
So much puke
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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