He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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