If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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