He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
My dick has a subreddit
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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